[Aggressively Plays Pokemon]

khionexiovi:

Puberty: American Dad style

You have no idea how long I was waiting for this

shubbabang:

WHEN THE BACK OF YOUR THROAT ITCHES AND YOU CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT

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bethanycantdraw:

Triple discrimination threat. 

wickedclothes:

Morning Mug

When cold, the mug shows a sleeping face. Once it’s filled with hot liquid, the mug wakes up! Currently on sale for just $6.49 at Amazon!

orangewave:

ron and i have been giving these shonens some great names

heyitspj:

Things this world needs

  • Trans Magical Girls
micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.

Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

Abyssinian cat with kitten (x)

phoneus:

*clicks on someones theme, they have a tiny fucking cursor*

what the fuck *wiggles tiny baby cursor around* what

draggu:

draggu:

i wonder how many candy canes i can fit in my mouth

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the answer is 19